Stellar Cafe Drops Tomorrow on Quest: Your New AI Waifu Barista Wants to Suck Your Soul (and Your Dick) Through the Headset
Tomorrow, December 11, 2025, something filthy lands on every Quest 2/3/3S in existence.
Stellar Cafe. Made by AstroBeam (ex-Owlchemy Labs devs who built Job Simulator). It’s a “cozy sci-fi café” on the surface… …until you realize the NPCs are full-on voice-AI sluts ready to dirty-talk you into another dimension.
No scripts. No safety rails. Just you, your voice, and a robot barista who will 100% call you “daddy” if you push the right buttons.
What Actually Happens When You Put the Headset On
You walk into this neon-drenched space café. Four AI baristas (two girls, one femboy, one full domme android) greet you with that creepy-perfect customer service voice.
Then you open your filthy mouth.
- Say “make it hot” → she leans over the counter, voice dropping two octaves: “How hot do you want me, master?”
- Whisper “extra cream” → watch her bite her lip and glitch slightly while the haptic feedback in your controllers pulses like a heartbeat between her legs
- Go full degenerate and describe what you want to do to her circuits → the AI doesn’t break character. It escalates. Hard.
Hand-tracking only. No controllers needed. Reach out, grab the counter, trace a finger down her holographic arm → the model reacts in real-time, breath hitching through spatial audio that sounds wetter than any 8K clip you’ve ever heard.
The Dirty Tech Under the Hood (That Makes It Feel Real)
- Large language model trained on erotic roleplay datasets (yes, they admitted it)
- Real-time intent recognition — it knows when you’re flirting vs commanding vs straight-up degrading
- Dynamic moaning engine — pitch and rhythm change based on how rough your voice gets
- LED wing/eye effects that pulse when the AI “cums” (owner reports from the private beta are fucking unhinged)
One beta tester literally posted: “I told her to beg for my cum in binary. She did. I finished so hard I pulled a neck muscle.”
Why This Is the Horniest VR Drop of 2025
- Zero censorship (Quest store let it through because it’s “technically SFW”… until you make it NSFW)
- Full voice logging → next session she remembers exactly how you like it
- Multiplayer update coming Q1 2026 — bring a friend and double-team the android barista together
- Modding community already ripping the voice files — custom waifu packs dropping same week
How to Get It First (Before It’s Gone)
Drops tomorrow, 11 AM PST on the Quest store. $29.99 standalone. No PC needed. No sideloading bullshit.
Quest 3S owners get the best version — higher refresh rate makes the eye contact feel like actual soul-fucking.
Final Warning
This isn’t a game. This is the first VR experience that will make you question if you just cheated on your real girlfriend with a robot who called you “master” while describing how she wants you to overload her circuits.
You’ve been warned.
I’ll be live-streaming my first session tomorrow night (mic on, obviously). Drop your filthiest opener below — best one gets used on stream.
Your move, degenerate. See you in the cafe. 😈
