Worst Performance Ever? Girl Fired Immediately After Scene

This is crispy's final performance with us, and frankly, we're all breathing a collective sigh of relief. Working with her was like trying to herd cats during an earthquake – possible, but why would anyone volunteer for that? Her performance had all the emotional depth of a puddle and the charisma of a wet napkin. We're sure other producers are lining up for this... Unique experience. Good luck to them, they'll need it.