“Yes, hello? This is the landlord calling. Sorry to bother you. Uhm, I just noticed that, uh, the gas utility was really high this month. Like more than usual. And it seemed to spike when Luna became your roommate. I’m not sure if, uh, you guys are turning up the heat really high? Or… taking really long showers? Anyway, call me back. Bye.”
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